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A Roll of the Dice
A Vengeful God
humiliation of her wound. alike. The first instance which we saw of motion...– Why I Read My Spam
Thanks to the wonder of Al Gore’s viral interwebs and pervy Japanese engineers who shoved video cameras into telephones, I have to admit I’m totally fascinated by videos of women fighting. And you should be too! I’ll be the first to admit that I’m a hippie pacifist. I abhor violence like all socialist liberals. I’ve only been in one “fight” in my...
White People/Black Car
Tyrone “An urban legend in the similar vein of Bloody Mary and The Candyman; Upon stating his name three times into a mirror, Tyrone, a sexually potent African American being of great size and stature appears behind you with what seems to be an instantaneously enraged erect member of abnormal size and strength, with which he then proceeds to perform high calibre acts of non-consensual,...
Love & Happiness
Come here folks and gather ‘round / ‘cuz I’m the king of this...– The Banana Slug King
No guy buys socks unless they need them right now; if you see a guy picking up a...– Here